Am I a Genuine Wargamer?

Copied from Big Lee's Miniature Adventure, see this post 

To genuinely call yourself a Wargamer, then you must have done most or all of the following:

* Spent at least £500 on figures / tanks - and you get extra kudos for every £500 you've spent

Easily £500  (1 points)

* Pricked your finger or thumb on a pike block - several times
Yes, a regiment of Napoleonic British with bayonets at The Wargames Holiday Centre (1 point)

* Tried at least 10 different rule sets and vowed never to play half of them ever again

Yes  (1 point)

* Bought an army off EBay
Never although I have picked up figures (0 points)

* Sold an army on EBay
Never sold one (0 points)

* Spent months painting an army - then used it in anger once
..or never! 

No (0 point)

* Tried several different periods and genres
Yes (1 point)

* Dropped a box of figures on the floor from a great height
Yes - More than once so awarded myself (2 points)

* Lost a battle on the last throw of the dice
No (0 point) 

* Made at least one enemy for life
No (0 point)

* Had a proper, stand up argument over a wargamers table
No (0 point)

* Thrown a dice across a room
Many, many, many times (1 point)

* Rebased an army for a different rule set
Yes - some 15mm ACW union troops (1 point)

* Inflicted a whopping defeat on an opponent
No (0 point)

* Suffered an embarrassing defeat due to a stupid tactical decision
Yes - the first time I ever games ECW. (1 point)

* Joined a wargamers club
Yes, twice (or is it three times)  (1 point)

* Bought a ton of lead that remains unpainted
Yes - but I am trying to do something about it (1 point)

* Been to a wargamers show
Loads (I should get more points for the number I have attended over the years) (1 point)

* Have more dice than is logical or necessary to own - and have used most of them
Yes - many more than is reasonable (1 point)

* Have taken boxes of troops down to a club just to show them off to your mates
Yes (1 point)

And now some extra questions....

* You have reference books on each period / army you play

Yes (1 point)
* Having played so many different games you confidently quote rules for a totally different period, scale or ruleset to the one you're playing at that moment
Not really, I try NOT to be a rules lawyer (0 points)
* You have lied to your partner / spouse about how much you've spent on the hobby
I plead the fifth! (0 points)
* You get genuinely excited when a package arrives in the post
Yes (1 point)
* You have joined a re-enactment society (5 points for this one!)
No, but once acted as an extra in a Viking TV film (0 points)
* You have played in an unsuitable venue 
Not sure (0 point) 
* You continue to search for the perfect Napoleonic / WW2 / Ancients / ACW etc. rule set (knowing that it doesn't actually exist).
No to any of the above - but Yes to Sci-Fi (1 point)
* For that reason you have developed your own house rules for certain periods.  And think them far superior to the original author's efforts.
OK my first 1/2 point! (1/2 point)
* You have returned from a wargames show and sneaked upstairs to hide the stash.
No (0 points)
* You have an irrational aversion to some genres and vow never to play them regardless of how much fun they look.
No (0 points)
* You have made your own wargames scenery.
Yes, loads and loads and loads (1 point)
* You have reached a painting 'wall' 
Yes (1 point)
* You have lost - and regained - your wargaming mojo.
Yes, but always regained it (1 point)
* You have the occasional (and short lived) sense of guilt with your wife/children when complaining to them about the money spent in clothes, shoes or toys/Xbox games when you have £200 of unpainted metal stuffed in an upstairs drawer.
It is more the huge collection of magazines with me, so yes (1 point)
* You have done armies in different scales for the same period 

Yes (1 point)
* You have jealously coveted someone else's troops.
Yes (1 point)
* You have laughed (secretly or otherwise) as someone else's paint job 
Yes, but always secretly and NEVER to their face (1 point)
* You have provided a piece of useless trivia relating to the troops on the table to show off your wargaming knowledge. 
Yes! (1 point)
* You have contradicted someone elses' trivia - demonstrating your superior knowledge and giving you a warm glow inside.
I am sure I must have - sorry (1 point)
* You have caused a major disaster on a wargames table (spilling a pint, collapsing the table, dropped someone else's figures on the floor). 
I once tried modelling some white foam hills for a Napoleonic game only to have thousands of white beads all over the place, so I suggest yes (1 point)
* You have cheered when an opponent's dice lets them down at a critical point (I have literally danced in front of someone when he failed a morale roll) 
I would be surprised if there was any gamer who had not at some time done this (1 point)
* You have lied to your partner about going gaming.  "Mothers' not very well - just popping around to see her.  I'll be back in about - oh - seven hours".
No (0 points)
* You have lied to an attractive woman (man) about your hobby.  
No (0 point)
* You have made an opponent cry.  It doesn't count if they are under 8 years old though.
No (0 points)
* You have painted the same army in the same scale more than once (Monty, you dawg!)  
No (0 points)
* You have reference books on armies you haven't even got.
Yes but I call it my library - and you can never have too many books (1 point)
* You have bought figures for a period you have never and will never play - because they were cheap.
I am sure I have - but cannot recall them  (1 point)
* You have inflicted grievous bodily harm on a dice that has let you down. 
Not sure but I will say yes as I have gamed long enough to know that I must have done it once (1 point)
* You blog or have a web-page about your Wargaming activities
Yes (1 point)
* Your book collection is almost all war and wargames related
No - I mean Yes (model railways! count as model related!) (1 point)
* You critique 'war' movies (especially Hollywood war movies) for historical accuracy.
Yes (1 point)
* You spend car/train journeys checking out the lie of the land - considering which way you would attack from and whether it would make good wargaming terrain.
Yes (1 point)

35 1/2 Points - Now what exactly does that mean?

Tony